I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Jerry, you need to find god
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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