we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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