so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
40s are totally the cure
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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