so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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