and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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