Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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