wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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