Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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