Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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