would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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