I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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