whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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