I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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