Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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