Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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