I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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