If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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