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so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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