at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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