They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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