he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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