well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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