belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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