VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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