If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I don't think brook has ever known best
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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