rhymes with "ouble enetration"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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