And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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