what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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