Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
handjob tips. give me some.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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