before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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