I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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