Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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