Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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