quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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