She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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