So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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