are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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People in love make me want to vomit
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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