my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just puked most of my soul out..
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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