One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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