Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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