I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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