It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
