Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time