Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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