I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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