So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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