she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I'm really busy with my period
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