So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
tell me about the fingering
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