hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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