I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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