i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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