sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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