We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Two words: nipple clamps
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