i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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