I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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