Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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