their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Drake has all the answers
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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