Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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