One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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