You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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