The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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